After Bobby’s realisation that he likes being in the house, and in order for him to stay, he actually needs to mumble a few words, what does today hold for us lucky viewers? Well, from the opening credits more of the same from Bobby by the looks of things.
We start with Bobby coming to the diary room to let off some more steam about Darren. He says that his realisation of a fake Lamborghini driving 46-year-old man with a pink Mohawk and a laughable body is what has brought him to life.
Moving on to a conversation in the bedroom (ironically), Amy describes that she would love to have a child someday (somebody better give Lucian a heads up). Darren goes onto describe children as a “financial drain.” He seems to be a bit to egotistical for the job anyway.
Darren comes into the diary room to speak about Bobby, and surprises everybody by claiming he is “happy that [Bobby] had the fortitude” to vocalise his pent-up emotions. However, he quickly backtracks by having a backhanded dig at Bobby calling him “un-interesting” but not in a bad way, if that is possible.
Apart from being married to David for 17 years, we have a second clue that Pamela may be losing it when she adds Caesar salad dressing to steak and vegetables to keep the meat “tender,” much to the disbelieve and amusement of Darren and Sally.
Big Brother calls Jedward to the diary room. It is time to get to know them as John and Edward. They are then given pink and purple full body suits, which actually look better than the majority of their clothing. They are told that if they come within five yards of one another, they will receive a shock. They then bound out of the diary room and get everything off their chest to anybody who will listen. Until they eventually get bored and run toward one much to the delight of the onlookers.
Tara Reid gives Jedward some business advice, and based on an earlier speech to Sally about how she is worried that she may never work again, she may be angling for a job. However, claiming that Jedward has the potential to be “bigger than Michael Jackson” may have even rung some alarm bells in their heads.
Oh dear, Amy and John have decided to get married … Somebody better ring up Hello. No, fortunately this is just a fake wedding. Of course, seemingly due to boredom everyone seems to be having a laugh. Pamela (who is playing the vicar) has finally dipped into insanity as she takes it all a bit too seriously.
Passing their simple challenge of determining which one is John and which one is Edward, something that Tara got down on the first day, a party is thrown for all the housemates. Kerry gets a bit drunk and starts to ramble about her “status” saying that she can’t find a man because it’s impossible to keep the relationship away from the eyes of the press. Bobby excuses himself to rant at the camera saying “how can he live with these ^%$%^% boneheads.” After a short speech from Lucian in the Diary room about how he thinks he is losing Bobby as a friend, the camera cuts to Bobby, who is now alone in the bedroom speaking to himself claiming that Tara Reid is the nicest girl in the house (surprisingly), and that he genuinely thought he would fall for Amy Childs, but as he put it “how can you.”
Big Brother – How can I live with these Boneheads?
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